If you've been following this humble little experiment in mass media publishing, you know that I'm eager to up my quotient of bizarro search term hits, as reported to me by blogpatrol. I'm not really sure how to make this happen, except perhaps by writing about weird things. I'll be working on that angle in the weeks to come.
But today, I've gotten a really great hit: "grits poisoning."
Imagine some poor soul worrying about whether or not grits can kill you. This search leads to me because of my little April Fool's joke.
I wait breathlessly for the next hit ...