Wednesday, March 31, 2004

News Flash: nation's hominy supplied contaminated by dihydrogen monoxide

Reeters News Agency ~~ investigators in Benton, Kentucky, where some 90% of all American hominy is processed, have discovered that a persistent and long-term contamination of the bedrock under the town by the deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide has resulted in the poisoning of the nation's hominy grits. Retailers of any form of hominy or hominy grits are asked to take these products off the shelves immediately, and consumers are asked to spit those grits out and see a doctor immediately!

April Fools!

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