I just got a piece of junk mail (the old-fashioned kind), from the AARP. Now, you won't learn this by inspecting the piece of mail in my hands, but AARP stands for "American Association of Retired Persons." Or it did, once upon a time.
I've gotten mail from them a couple of times. This is surprising because I'm only 38! The last I checked, 38 is nowhere near retirement age.
What are these people up to? Or are they just plain stupid?
(P.S. You'll recall that the AARP supported Bush's prescription drug benefit plan. I gather they're just plain stupid.)