Art, Spirit, Science:
News and Ideas by John Azelvandre
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
News from the Front
Doug set off a stink bomb in science class today. He said it was an accident. He just happened to have one in his bag. The stench was, well, stinky. All the kids were screaming and yelling. Trying not to laugh, I summoned up my best mean teacher face and sent Doug packing to the principal's office. He never came back. Poor Doug.